Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines (TV Series)
Movies Are Badder Than Ever/Home Sweet Homing Pigeon/The Elevator/Obedience School/The Aquanuts (1969)
Don Messick: Muttley, Zilly, Klunk, Yankee Doodle Pigeon
Quotes
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[Home Sweet Homing Pigeon, Dick Dastardly asks Zilly, Klunk, and Muttley to sign his memory book before they leave the Vulture Squadron]
Dick Dastardly : Just sign on the dotted line, Zilly.
Zilly : [signing the page] Sure Chief, anything you say.
Dick Dastardly : And now you, Klunk, an X will suffice.
Klunk : [signing the page] How do you spell X?
Dick Dastardly : And my old pal Muttley, put your paw print right there.
[Muttley puts his paw print on the page]
Dick Dastardly : [picking up the page] Thank you, gentlemen. And now, if you'd be so kind...
[suddenly shouting]
Dick Dastardly : Into those planes and stop that pigeon!
Zilly : [shocked] That's no way to talk us civilians, Chief.
Klunk : Yeah, after we signed your memory book, too!
Dick Dastardly : What civilians, and what memory book? You knuckleheads just signed re-enlistment papers... for four more years!
Zilly : Oh no!
Dick Dastardly : Now, into those planes, before I have you court-martialed for insubordination!
Zilly : Yes sir, right away sir!
Klunk : Yeah, me too, sir!
[Zilly, Klunk, and Muttley hurriedly run to their planes]
Dick Dastardly : [laughing, to the audience] Sometimes I'm so sneaky, I don't even trust myself!