- Mister Ed: [Ed's in his stall - his eyeglasses on, reading the newspaper's 'funnies', chuckling] That Dennis The Menace, kills me!
- Kay Addison: [Kay and Roger are having a kerfuffle - he doesn't want her to make 120 sandwiches, for the voters, and Kay starts to cry] You don't love me
- Roger Addison: That's not... exacty true.
- Mister Ed: [Wilbur's speech to Ed, about the important role horses have played in American history, has struck a chord, in Ed; he wants to vote] I'll vote tomorrow if I have to put on a pair of pants , a shirt, and a stupid expression.
- Roger Addison: Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brough forth upon this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war . . .
- Kay Addison: . . . over a few sandwiches.