- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [about the Sega Genesis] NES players such as myself glared at this sexy beast when it came out. It was black, it was round, and it said 16-bit like in your face, bitch!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah! He transforms from Michael Jackson to Mecha Super Jackson, the King of Robo Pop! This is one of the most awesome things I've ever seen! The only problem is you can't rescue the kids. I guess they don't respond to giant killer robots.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [to the game] The only question is... are you bad? Are you bad? Let's find out!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: What's the use of having a special attack if it drains half your energy? Still, it's there just for the amusement, and even the dogs dance.