- Self - Host: That's the biggest lie I ever heard. Would George Washington do that?
- Rowlf the Dog: How did Washington get into this? I never heard him play guitar.
- Self - Host: When George Washington was a little boy, he took a hatchet, and he went out in his daddy's cherry orchard and cut down a cherry tree. And when his daddy said, "Who cut down the cherry tree?", what do you think he said?
- Rowlf the Dog: Termites?