Coldmirror uses Botnik to auto-complete the first Harry Potter book. It results in Hagrid killing Ron, Hermione being a many-eyed monstrosity, Dumbledore pulling out a broom out of his throat and the Philosopher's Stone eating crack.
Coldmirror auto-completes the second Harry Potter book which results in Ron and Harry being accompanied by three Hermiones, Draco having antennae eyes, Ginny riding the basilisk and Hermione beating Voldemort to death using an old radio.
Coldmirror auto-completes the third Harry Potter book. It results in the Dementors sucking happiness and tea, Lupin flying into a brick wall with a drone and Dumbledore driving a company car full of raw liver.
Coldmirror auto-completes the fourth Harry Potter book which results in Voldemort and the Death-Eaters eating ice cream together. When Cedric Diggory dies by falling to death, Dumbledore calls the police and Voldemort is arrested.
Coldmirror tries to auto-complete the fifth Harry Potter book but due to its' length, she can only use the first half of the book which results in making even less sense: The Order of the Phoenix has wings and Hermione is 50% dead.
Coldmirror tries to auto-complete the second half of the fifth Harry Potter book. This time, Umbridge lingers in Snape's greasy hair, Harry attacks Umbridge like an animal, Bellatrix Lestrange admires Uranus and Voldemort reads a book.
Coldmirror auto-completes the sixth Harry Potter book which results in horrible alchemy classes with Professor Slughorn and Draco Malfoy dating Dumbledore. In the end, Professor McGonagall jumps off one of Hogwarts' towers.
Coldmirror tries to auto-complete the first half of the seventh and final Harry Potter book. This time, Hermione becomes drunk, Hedwig grows bigger than the sun and Harry kisses a big-breasted giant snake.
Coldmirror tries to auto-complete the second half of the seventh and final Harry Potter book. It results in Harry and Hermione camping atop a cliff, Ron having six meters long legs and Voldemort dying by rolling below a chair.