- Wanda Dollard: How come she gets a CD and I don't? I like music.
- Davis Quinton: You want me to make you a CD?
- [he leans in]
- Davis Quinton: Are you ready for it?
- [he leans in further]
- Davis Quinton: Are you ready for a Davis disc?
- Wanda Dollard: I'm ready for you to back up a bit.
- Karen Pelly: Mrs. Carmichael? It's Officer Karen Pelly.
- Mrs. Carmichael: I didn't know the watch was his. I can't see well.
- Wanda Dollard: [to Davis] Oh, I've been studying you silently for a long time. This CD has been years in the making.
- [cut to her sitting at her laptop]
- Wanda Dollard: Shuffle, burn, done!
- Fitzy: Davis says you're good at mixing CDs. Can you mix me one?
- Wanda Dollard: Oh, I don't know if I'd use the word 'artist'...
- Fitzy: I didn't say artist.
- [at the bar watching the football game, the Roughriders lose]
- Hank Yarbo: Way to go, Brent. You cost us the game.
- Lacey Burrows: We didn't get as many end zone points because of you.
- Brent Leroy: They didn't lose just because I didn't dress up!
- Rider Fan: Nice going, Brent! Now I have to tell my wife I lost the farm.
- Brent Leroy: You bet the farm on the game?
- Rider Fan: Well no, I'm just bad at business. But if we won I'd have something good to tell her!
- Brent Leroy: Dressing up doesn't make you a better fan! Until last week, Lacey thought the players went into a "cuddle" before each play! And Hank only wants to wear that green face paint so he doesn't have to shower! Being a real fan is about knowing the strategies and the coaching, and the players. It has nothing to do with two people dressing up like idiots.
- Hank Yarbo: Real nice, Brent.
- Lacey Burrows: They can cuddle when they huddle.