Hetalia: Axis Powers (2009–2016)

Akira Sasanuma: Austria

Quotes 

• Austria : You moron! Why did you become allied with Italy?

  Germany : Well... let's just say that there's a lot more to it than you think. It's better to have more people on our side, isn't it?

  Austria : No! He's probably mass-producing white flags as we speak! I'll express how angry I am with this piano.

  Germany : Alright, go for it.

  [Austria proceeds to play a lengthy piece. Germany waits patiently] 

  Austria : Do you understand now?

  Germany : So your anger is Chopin...?

• [Germany is shopping at a supermarket, while a narrator comments in Japanese and English] 

  Narrator : You're a German. Out shopping. Luckily, you were able to obtain a bunch of sausages, but the check-out area is really crowded.

  [We see all the countries lined up in the check-out area, with Germany at the end] 

  Narrator : This is because the cashier is Spanish, and they're known for their carefree and easy lifestyle. That's why a crowded check-out area is a daily thing to them. To make matters worse, the easygoing Greek is putting his groceries up *very* slowly. This scene is natural in Greece.

  [Southern Italy, whistling nochalantly, cuts in line two people ahead of Germany, who is beginning to become frustrated] 

  Narrator : Then an Italian cuts in line. In Italy, cutting in line is a normal thing to do. Did that irritate you? The Austrian in front of you is even angrier.

  Spain : Oh, really?

  Greece : Yup.

  Spain : Oh, really?

  Greece : Yup.

  Spain : Oh, really?

  Greece : Yup.

  Narrator : Oh, no! Now the Spanish and the Greek have started to chat!

  Italy : [Walks up and stands in line behind Germany]  Ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve...

  Narrator : Another Italian. He didn't cut in line, but he's really loud. The Japanese man wants to say something, but he doesn't.

  Austria : [to the cashier among the gradually increasing commotion]  Hey, you! Take your job seriously! Look how long the line is! Are you listening, you moron!

  Russia : Dunno, the line looks normal to me.

  Spain : [Completely oblivious to the chaos]  Oh, really?

  Austria : For Christ's sake!

  Sweden : Another peaceful day...

  Finland : Well then, I'll tell you a funny joke while we're waiting in line!

  [the entire line has now erupted into chattering, bickering, and America laughing obnoxiously in the background. Germany appears to be at the end of his rope]