The Legend of Prince Valiant (TV Series)

The Kidnapping (1991)

Jerry Houser: John Brodditch

Quotes 

• John Brodditch : Of all the horses in my father's stable, I had to steal a blind one.

• John Brodditch : You don't understand. My father thinks I'm a spendthrift and a dolt. He's cut me off without a penny. You're my only hope; I'm desperate.

  Rowanne : Did it ever occur to you to get a job, to work for your money?

  John Brodditch : I'm not *that* desperate!

• John Brodditch : How about I give you the girl and we split the money in half?

  Garth : How about you give me the girl and I split *you* in half?