- Mayor of Steel City: Something very odd's going on. Last night I sat down for my tea, a nice crispy pancake. Then I noticed something hidden underneath the tablecloth. Something only an eagle eye could spot. I wonder if you can see it too?
- Assistant: [there is a dead body underneath a cloth on the table] I can's see anything unusual. I'm afraid you'll have to give me a clue.
- Esther Rantzen: Later in the programme we're going to be hearing how the Nolan sisters went to visit a fan of theirs who's ill in hospital and how he made a complete recovery after the girls sang for him. Unfortunately all the other patients died.