- A new batch of students arrive at Roundview College, friends Freddie, Cook and JJ all falling for Effy's charms. Two identical twin sisters, Emily and the dominant Katie also arrive. Effy sets the three boys a dare with herself as the prize for the winner, which results in her having sex with Cook in the college nurse's office.—don @ minifie-1
- With most of the old gang having graduated a new batch of students arrive, including twin sisters Emily and the dominant Katie and lusty lads Freddie, JJ and Cook, who are all attracted to Effy. Effy's friend Pandora tells her that she is keen to lose her virginity as soon as possible whilst Effy sets the three boys a challenge, the winner to share her favours. The winner is Cook - who cheats - and he and Effy end up having sex in the nurse's office.—don @ minifie-1
- The scene opens with Freddie Mclair (Luke Pasqualino) skateboarding down the streets of Bristol, he stops as his phone goes off telling him he has a text. The text is from his friend James Cook (Jack O'Connell), saying that he and Freddie's other friend JJ Jones (Ollie Barbieri) are lighting Freddie's last spliff. Freddie laughs, calling them 'fuckers' and carries on skateboarding down the street. As he's going down the road, he dodges a bus pulling out of the bus stop causing an oncoming car to swerve as to dodge Freddie. He then carries on up onto the pavement where he knocks a police officer off his bike, the officer gets back up and onto his bike to chase after Freddie. There are roadworks further down which Freddie jumps over, irritating some of the workers. When Freddie turns to look in front of him there is a garbage truck, so as quickly as he can he stops his skateboard - narrowly avoiding the truck - and picks it up. Cook sees him and calls Freddie over, running across the street Freddie joins Cook and JJ, who are sitting outside a fast food truck. As Freddie joins the others the police officer that was chasing him, comes speeding down on his back and is flung into the garbage truck, his bike left lying in the middle of the road. Freddie sits down with Cook and JJ, who are drinking lager, even though it's eight in the morning. JJ then goes on about a theory about lager. Which is finished by Cook downing the last of his drink and the one that he gave Freddie. Cook lets out a loud belch as two women with buggies pass by, one of which calls him a pig and walks on. Cook then decides that me will only go to college if something happens to get him going. So he orders another drink to celebrate this decision, while the others look around and bask in the sunlight. JJ then notices that the bike is still in the road as he points this out to Freddie and Cook a car comes along and crashes into it. The car then swerves and drives into a billiard. Jim Stonem (Harry Enfield) steps out of the car , confused about what just happened and starts swearing about his car. Meanwhile the guys are watching, finding the hole thing funny and laughing at Jim. Who then turns to an elderly woman standing by, asking her if she saw anything. The woman is also confused about what happened, and so Jim gets mad with her. Freddie then spots Effy Stonem (Kaya Scodelario) sitting in the passanger seat of the car smoking. Effy is looking right at Freddie. JJ then announces exactly that, though also deluding himself with the idea that she might be looking at him instead. The guys are extremely intrigued by the mysterious girl, as they do not yet know who she is. Freddie glances across the table and notices that Cook has disappeared, moments later Cook is walking up to Jim. Pretending to be injured, as he has put ketchup down the side of his face it looks like he's bleeding. He claims that he was signaling Jim but he just kept coming, Jim, obviously frightened that he could get into trouble for knocking someone down, tells Cook that he can't prove it as he has no witnesses. The elderly woman, though, decides that as Jim has been so rude to her she'll side with Cook and claims that she saw everything, just as Cook had said. As Cook then threatens to call the police Jim hurriedly makes his apologies by giving Cook some money, which he accepts. As Jim gives him the money Cook sees Effy in the car looking at him. At this point a large man arrives, who turns out to be the woman's grandson, and he then starts to give Jim trouble as his gran explains what happened. Meanwhile Effy gets out of the car and walks over to Cook, she stops in front of him and runs her finger over the ketchup on his face, she licks her finger and says sweet. She then walks off, leaving Cook, Freddie and JJ staring after her. The guys then decide to follow her, and it turns out she's going to Roundview college. Emily Fitch (Kathryn Prescott) is laying out her clothes on her bed trying to decide to to wear, when she finally decides she leaves it on her bed neatly and picks up the leaflet for Roundview college, once she has looked at it she puts in down on the bed. She goes out into to the hall towards the bathroom, to find her little brother looking through the lock, spying on her twin sister having a shower. Emily hits him round the head, and he then shouts to his mum telling her what Emily did. Her mum shouts at her but she makes an excuse, kicks him and threatens to tell their mum that he was spying on her sister. The boy then runs of looking slightly scared. Emily bangs on the bathroom door yelling at her sister to get out so that she can have a shower, as her sister Katie Fitch (Megan Prescott) doesn't get out Emily than calls her mum to try and get her to help get Katie out of the shower, but she's got other things on her mind. As their mother leaves for work, Katie comes out of the bathroom and so Emily can go in. When Emily goes in though, it's a mess and the all the hot water has been used up. By this time Emily has already removed her clothes leaving only her pants, so she grabs a hand towel to cover herself and opens the door to the bathroom. There she finds her little brother again, spying on her, and so she repeatedly kicks him. Emily walks back into her room, mad at her sister, for using all the water, to find that she has now also stolen her outfit. Katie tells Emily to get dressed or they'll be late, and then complains that her thong is uncomfortable, to which Emily replies that she could always give it back. But Katie says that it doesn't look as good on her - even though they are identical twins - and at that moment a car horn beeps. Katie runs to the window, as it's her boyfriend, come to pick her up and give them a ride to the college. Katie tells Emily one last time that she needs to get ready and that her and her boyfriend, Danny, aren't going to wait for her. Katie walks out of the front door and runs to Danny, Emily hands her little brother a banana for his pack lunch. He then states that Emily 'shaves her fanny with dads Gillette Mach3' and runs off. Emily looks over at Katoe and Danny. Danny, Katie and Emily are now all in the car driving along. As he's a football player, Danny is telling them about his last game and Katie applies make-up in the mirror and Emily is squashed in the back. Danny, with his hand up Katie's skirt asks her excitedly where her knickers are. They arrive at the college, Katie and Danny make a quick snog before she gets out the car and walks off, Emily then has trouble with getting her bag out from behind the seat, but whe she does Danny starts going on about his football team and how she should 'get some decent threads' as the guys on the team 'love a twin thing', Danny laughs at this and Emily makes a sarcastic comment and leaves, following her sister. A pair of girls come up to Danny and asks them to sign their tits, which he does. Katie is now talking to a group of blonds, all on the hair and beauty course,wearing the same uniform. She is talking about her and Danny. The camera goes through the crowd until it reaches Pandora Moon (Lisa Backwell), who then turns to her friend Effy - the same Effy from the car accident - and asks her what the phrase 'surf and turf' means, to which Effy replies sex. Pandora starts going on about what a great time they are going to have at the college and how she wants to have as much sex with as many people a she can. As Panda is saying this Effy is looking at Katie, Katie notices this and glances back at Effy. Katie walks on through the crowd calling Emily to hurry up, which Effy notices and is staring at Emily as she walks past. Effy then randomly says 'right you hate her' which confuses Panda and so she asks who she hates, though just says that she'll let her know. They both then walk into the building, which is Roundview college. A large number of people are filing into a hall, sitting in http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1360617/synopsisthe stand to the side. The guys - Cook, Freddie and JJ - sitting near the back, the twins - Katie and Emily - sitting in the last row, and Effy and Panda sitting in the front. As they sit down Freddie looks down at Effy as she turns around and spots him, she smiles, but JJ thinks she smiled at him, instead of Freddie. Freddie tells JJ that she wasn't smiling at him but he continues to disagree, when Freddie says that JJ's blind he denies it says that he has keen eyesight. Freddie, holds up his hand and asks him how many fingers he's holding up, and just and JJ answers five, Freddie hits him. Cook then starts bragging about his pubes and Naomi Campbell (Lily Loveless) overhears. After a little insulting conversation between the two, Naomi sits down and ignores him. At that moment the staff walk in to the hall. The head tries to talk to the students but can't be heard of the noise, so the head of year blows a whistle into a speakerphone to get everyone to be quiet. Once everyone is quiet, they start the introduction talk. In the middle of the talk, someone starts farting, and the head starts shouting at the students, but it turns out to be one of the teachers. The teacher in question makes his excuses and then mention s that the head is looking flushed, and asks if she would like him to take over, to which she urgently turns down. The head then takes a very deep breath, holds it for a few seconds and lets it out, all the while the students quietly listening. When this is done the head continues, stating all the things that are not allowed to be done on campus, she then introduces the head of communications teacher, who has recently had time off due to stress and so is very nervous - and she doesn't hide it well. The teacher then calls out all the names of the people in different forms, Emily, Katie, Effy, Freddie, JJ, Naomi and Cook all end up in the same form, but as Panda is doing hair and beauty, she is in a different form. Cook starts harassing Naomi asking her if she knows what's tattooed on his cock, and so Naomi telling the head, this results in Cook having to stand up in front of everyine and showing them his tattoo. It's this that gets the communications teachers to have a break down, and then one of the teachers fart again, but this time into a speakerphone. Cook is in the heads office and you can hear her screaming at him, he exits the office, luckily, still with a place at the college. To meet Freddie and JJ, they walk down the halls talking about what was going to happen, Cook explains that he's not expelled since he was only doing what he was told, but the head had said, that she'd remove his balls with a monkey wrench if she ever saw them again. The guy stop at one hall, filled with girls. They spot Effy at the vending machine, and JJ asks them if they think she would sleep with him, which neither of them do. He thinks that doing one of his magic tricks would impress her, so Cook suggests that they try it out on another girl first. Whilst JJ does a series of tricks, Freddie goes over to Effy and starts to talk to her. He suggest that they get to know each other, Effy asks him if he wants to get to know her, he tells her he does, but she points out that JJ and Cook do to. Freddie tells her that they're just wankers, but Effy knows that they are his best friends, which makes it complicated. Effy makes a deal with Freddie, out of him, Cook and JJ, whoever is the first to do all the things that the head say they weren't allowed to do, gets to 'get to know her'. JJ is now finishing his trick for the girl he and Cook chose, Cook asks her if that does anything for her, but she doesn't answer, Cook asks her if she's 'deaf or something' which it turns out she is. Her translator, comes up to her to tell the guys what she was signing to them, as she was lip reading. When Cook finds this out, he covers his mouth and starts saying rude things about her to JJ, unfortunately, the translator, tells the girl what he is saying and Cook ends up getting kicked in the balls. Effy is now walking down the halls, everywhere she goes people turn to look at her. Panda joins her and starts complaining about the fact that they were put in different forms. Effy walks up to Katie at the exact same time as a really cute guy does, he starts checking Katie out until he sees Effy standing behind her, at which point Panda interrupts them and he walks off. Panda leaves for her class, and Katie and Effy introduce themselves, they start talking until Naomi comes along, she walks past them until she overhears Katie insulting her about being gay. Naomi replies with a sarcastic comment and walks into class, Katie, Emily and Effy all follow into their class, Effy commenting on the fact that Emily's a bit of a doormat. Freddie and Cook and sitting on the floor of one of the halls leaning against the lockers and JJ is pacing up and down. They're talking about the list Effy gave Freddie earlier, and they decide, or at least Cook decides to go along with it. Cook opens up his looker and finds that the previous owner (Sid) has left some of his stuff in there. Including his 'Asian Fanny Fun' porn mag. JJ starts panicking when he sees the magazine and starts getting 'locked on'. He then starts getting 'locked on' because they are late to the second part of the introduction. Cook decides he wants to tick a few more boxes on the list, so he gets JJ to film him sticking the porno mag down his trousers, pouring alcohol into the bottom of the locker and then lighting a fag and chucking it in the locker as well. causing it to catch alight. The guys then run off before they get caught. two of the teachers come out of one of the rooms down that hall - one of them being the one who had a break down - and as one of the leaves the other finds the fire, which then causes the teacher to have another break down. Panda is now in a class, they are learning to file their nails ad the teacher is repeatedly saying 'Across firmly and round it off' Panda is fiddling with her nail file as she is bored. It then changes the teacher is now say 'smooth the cuticle, push' over and over, Panda decides she has to get out of the room so she tells the teacher that she's got three huge zits coming on so the teacher will let her out. She rushes out of the class and into the hall and starts skipping along the corridor. The other are all in another class, the teacher, Kieron, is reading an information booklet. He tells the class they have to stand up, say their names and a unique fact about them selves. He hates being a teacher. JJ basically saying he's good a maths but has terrible communication skills. Katie's never not had a boyfriend since she was seven. Emily's never had a boyfriend. Naomi hates injustice and people tell lies about her. Effy thinks her mum's having an affair. Freddie's met a beautiful girl (Effy). As others in the room announce their unique facts Effy runs her hand down the list, only drugs and sex aren't ticked. She looks over at Cook who is now sniffing glue - one of the things you aren't allowed to do. Effy then raises her hand and tells the teacher that she's feeling shit and needs to go to the nurses office. Kieron decides to put on a DVD, as he's putting it in Cook tells Kieron that he's not feeling to well either and also needs to go to the nurses office. Freddie is left sitting there, in the classroom. And then Pandora walks in. She asks if she can be in that class instead of hers because she doesn't like it, as Kieron isn't really fussed he agrees. Panda looks around and asks where Effy is. Cook opens the door to the first aid room, and there sitting on the desk is Effy. She tells him that they don't have a nurse and he tells her that he just needs drugs and sex. He comes further into the room and closes the door behind him. Effy lights up a spliff, and takes a drag, as she exhales Cook takes in the fumes. Effy throws the spliff on the floor and they start kissing. They take off thier clothes and jump up onto the desk. As Cook repeatedly tells Effy to grab his balls, the camera goes behind one of the curtains. There is a teacher lying on the bed there. She removes the cover from her eyes and takes out her ear plugs. Hearing Effy and Cook, she gets nervous and then the screen goes blank as she starts screaming.
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