The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022 TV Special)

Kevin Bacon: Kevin Bacon

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Quotes 

• Rocket : Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you.

  Kevin Bacon : That's a talking raccoon.

  Rocket : I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that!

• Drax : Tell us, what was it like when had to save a small town by dancing like an idiot?

  Kevin Bacon : Oh. Well, that wasn't me. That was a character that I played, Ren McCormack, in the movie, Footloose.

  Mantis : What? What about when you fought and defeated the super-strong masked killer Jason Voorhees in the woods?

  Drax : Yeah.

  Kevin Bacon : Nope. Again, not me. Just a character I played. And he actually didn't kill Jason. He got stabbed through the neck with an arrow. Yeah.

  Mantis : [realizing]  He's an actor! He's never actually saved anyone.

  Drax : But actors are repugnant.

  Mantis : I know. They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else.

  Kevin Bacon : No. Acting is a wonderful profession. I mean, you don't get to live just one life, you get to live so many lives...

  Drax : We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor!

  Mantis : This is the worst day of my life!

  Drax : We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu.

• Kevin Bacon : What's that on your head?

  Kraglin : That is a device for controlling a flying arrow. But I ain't quite got the hang of it yet.