Superstore (TV Series)

Hair Care Products (2021)

Colton Dunn: Garrett

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• Glenn : So Garrett. How are those pizzas? Are you enjoying them and feeling appreciated?

  Garrett : People seem to like them, but I think we're good on pizza, Glenn.

  Glenn : Yeah, well, it just... Some of the white employees were upset that they didn't get any pizza, and, you know, the point of all this was to make everyone happy, so...

  Garrett : I thought the point of this was to apologize to Black employees. Either they're reparations, or they're not.

  Glenn : Okay, well, can't you think of it like this? Like, for you, the pizzas are reparations for racism. And for the white employees, they're reparations for not getting pizza.

  Garrett : Okay, so it's an all lives matter pizza party? Fine, great. Okay, that's perfect.

  [over PA] 

  Garrett : Attention, all Cloud 9 employees in all departments. Please report to the break room for pizza because apparently, now everyone gets pizza. Never mind that the basic infrastructure of this country makes it so that one group of people gets way more pizza than others! Or that some of us spent over 400 years forcibly making pizza for white people!

• Earl : Yup, that was pretty cool of corporate to fix it.

  Garrett : Oh, yeah, it takes a lot of courage to make a gesture this small this late in the game.

  Dina : Look, the important thing is it ends today. You know, I thought my legacy as acting manager was gonna be the new forklift pallet clamp, but turns out it's racial justice.

• Garrett : Yo, we gotta put MC Cool Cloud on the list, right? I mean, that's clearly appropriation.

  Ken : I don't know. I don't think he's trying to act Black. I just think he is Black.

  Freddy : But it's a white cloud.

  Ken : So what? White clouds can't be Black? Black people can't be clouds?

• Janet : And how can we pull out all sorts of decorations for Saint Patrick's Day, and we don't do anything for Juneteenth?

  Garrett : Yeah.

  Janet : Leprechauns were never slaves.

  Ken : Mm-hmm, except to their own greed.