Superstore (TV Series)

Ground Rules (2021)

Colton Dunn: Garrett

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• Dina : [Explaining the rules of the open sexual relationship they are about to go into]  There's a lot of things for us to go over with you, but I want to make sure it's clear. I save the girlfriend stuff for this guy, okay? That means no sleepovers, no non-sexual kissing, and no stargazing unless it's for navigational purposes.

  Garrett : Well, that's a lot of rules. Feels like I'm buying a gremlin.

  Dina : I don't know what that means.

• Dina : Here, we got you something.

  [Places teddy bear on the table] 

  Garrett : Wow. Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this since I'm a grown man.

  Brian : Well, it's actually more of a demonstration, you know? We checked out a lot of websites and they said it's really important to establish sexual boundaries, so we will stick a thumbs-up sticker everywhere you're allowed to touch Dina.

  Dina : Now, the thumbs-up represents a general green light, but in some cases, it's a little more literal. We'll walk you through those when we get there.

  Garrett : Yeah, no, no. Nope, not doing it. I'm out. Nope, nope, nope.

  Dina : Wait! I was just gonna put stickers on the bear's boobs. You love those.

• Garrett : Dina and I almost kissed yesterday.

  Jonah : What?

  Garrett : I mean, nothing happened. There was no lip collision. But there was definitely a swerve to miss situation.

  Jonah : Is she still with Brian? Did something happen? Are they having issues? Wait, is she into you?

  Garrett : Oh, two questions per breath. And I already told you, nothing happened.

  Jonah : Well, then why did you bring it up? That's how conversation works.