- [first lines]
- ["The Pond Couple"]
- Stanley Griff: [lifting something up next to Dennis's fishbowl] Guess what I have, Dennis.
- [He pulls off a cloth]
- Stanley Griff: Ta-da! Oscar! He's our class pet! Miss Diaz said I could take him home this weekend.
- Dennis: That's quite an honor, Stanley.
- Stanley Griff: Yeah. I learned a lot about him. So I know how to take care of him. But you know why I really wanted to bring Oscar home? To meet you.
- Dennis: Really? Is he a goldfish?
- Stanley Griff: Nope, he's a musk turtle. See?
- Elsie: I'll let you in on a little secret, Stanley. At first, Harry and I didn't get along either.
- Stanley Griff: You didn't?
- Harry: We didn't?
- Elsie: Nope. He's a dog and I'm a cat.
- Harry: You're a cat? I thought you were a chihuahua.
- Stanley Griff: It looks like goldfish and musk turtles like living in the same kind of pond.
- Dennis: You mean we share the same habitat. Fresh, cool water with plenty of plant life. I suppose we do, Stanley.
- Oscar: Dinky?
- Dennis: Oscar? Oscar, how are you, old chum? Stanley, this is my old friend Oscar! Can you believe it? We grew up in the same pet store when we were babies.
- Stanley Griff: Wow! But... "Dinky"?
- Dennis: [blushes] Yes, well, that was my nickname back then, Stanley. I was just much smaller. Let's not talk about it.
- [last lines]
- ["The Pond Couple"]
- Dennis: But the one bad thing about becoming Oscar's friend again is... now I miss him, even his special stink.
- Stanley Griff: Cheer up, Dennis. Oscar needs a place to stay this summer.
- Dennis: He can live right here with us. Good night, musk turtle Stanley.
- Stanley Griff: Good night... Dinky.
- Dennis: Oh.
- [first lines]
- ["Who's Afraid of Walter Wolf?"]
- Ms. Diaz: Okay. Good morning, class. Today we'll work on your macaroni art projects. But first, I want you to meet our newest student. This is Walter. He just moved here. All the way from snowy Alaska.
- Stanley Griff: Cool wolf shirt, Walter. Where'd you get it?
- [Walter stands still and silent]
- Marci: Maybe he doesn't know.
- Ms. Diaz: Why don't you tell the class something about yourself, Walter?
- Walter: [extended silence, then...] I like wolves. That's it.
- Stanley Griff: Lester, are you okay? Say something!
- Lester Goldberg: Wo-wo-wolf!
- Dennis: Did somebody cry "wolf"?
- Lester Goldberg: Yeah. Walter is a big, bad, scary wolf.
- Dennis: A big, bad, scary - Lester, are you sure?
- Lester Goldberg: He sure acts like one.
- Harry: So what's the deal on big, bad, scary wolves?
- Stanley Griff: They're not big or bad or scary. We were wrong.
- Dennis: Cheer up, Stanley. We learned something new today.
- Stanley Griff: Yeah, but I still feel bad. We made up our minds before getting to know them.
- Lester Goldberg: Just like we did with Walter.
- [last lines]
- ["Who's Afraid of Walter Wolf?"]
- Walter: What? I'm the new kid at school. You guys are old friends. I'm the one that nobody knows
- Stanley Griff: But we know you now. And now you know us. So we can all be friends. Hey guys, go out long.
- [He tosses a football]
- Lester Goldberg: I got it! I got it! I - oh!
- [He crashes into Walter]
- Walter: A-a-awoo!
- [All laugh and make the "awoo" noise]