Being Human (TV Series)

Flotsam and Jetsam (2009)

George Oliver: Pizza Delivery Boy

Quotes 

• Annie : [Opens front door]  Hello!

  Pizza Delivery Boy : 12 inch Mess of Meats.

  Annie : Oh, thank you.

  Mitchell : Great. Keep the change.

  [Takes pizza] 

  Annie : So, um, how long have you been delivering pizzas?

  Pizza Delivery Boy : Couple of months?

  Annie : And could you ride a moped before or did they teach you?

  Pizza Delivery Boy : They taught us. We had to drive round and round the car park.

  Annie : I bet you hate pizza. I mean, you get home and your girlfriend's like, "What do you want for tea?" and I bet you're like, "Not pizza!"

  Pizza Delivery Boy : I live with my dad.

  Annie : Madness. See ya!

  [Shuts front door] 

  Annie : He could see me.

  Mitchell : He could SO see you.

  Annie : Ahh, it's happening all the time now, and not just with people like you, but with normal people. I was outside putting out the recycling and a van drove past and the guy shouted "Slag!"

  [giggles] 

  Annie : So who wants tea?

  George : Ugh.

  Annie : What?

  George : You keep making tea! Every surface is covered with mugs of tea and coffee. I go to make myself some tea and I can't! There's no mugs, there's no tea, it's all been made! And you can't even drink it! Y-y-you can't drink it; you keep making it! Oh, oh, oh my god, it's driving me INSANE!

  Annie : Oh, well, I like my routine. It makes me feel normal.

  George : But-but-but you're a ghost!

  Annie : Yeah. OK.