- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters! All right, you slithering sea serpent, stop this rampage immediately or face the wrath of...
- Launchpad McQuack, Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Darkwing, duck!
- Darkwing Duck: I hate it when somebody steps on my lines.
- [Darkwing and Launchpad are swimming underwater in search of Neptunia]
- Darkwing Duck: I'll find that super silly sardine if I have to search all seven seas.
- [Neptunia sneaks up behind them]
- Neptunia: Honey, you've got the I.Q. of kelp.
- Darkwing Duck: [draws his gas gun] It's all over now, chicken of the sea!
- [He fires, only for a pink bubble to come out]
- Darkwing Duck: Okay... the trigger mechanism must be a little damp.
- Darkwing Duck: My keen crime-fighter's instincts tell me you're behind the aquatic uprising.
- [Neptunia shoves Darkwing onto the boat deck]
- Neptunia: [laughing] Honey, you're more fun than a barrel of sea monkeys. Of course I'm the one. And I just want to tell you, back off. Otherwise, you're likely to put me in a bad mood. And brother, you don't want to see me mad.
- Darkwing Duck: Now let's get one thing straight here - you don't tell me what to do - I tell you what to do. And I am telling you that your little game is over. You've fallen for my trap hook, line, and sinker.
- Neptunia: Now you've done it. You've gone and spoiled my mood.
- Darkwing Duck: Your frame of mind, madame, is of no concern to moi.
- [grabs her]
- Darkwing Duck: I'm taking you in!
- [Neptunia blows her shell horn, signaling starfish to hurdle toward Darkwing and pin him to the wall]
- Darkwing Duck: [nervously] Unless, of course, you're busy.
- Neptunia: I guess I'm getting soft as a jellyfish, baby, but I'll give you one last chance to back off.
- Darkwing Duck: Never! Darkwing Duck does not know the meaning of the word 'surrender.'
- Neptunia: Illiterate, huh? That explains a lot.
- [Darkwing and Launchpad have been captured, brought to Neptunia's base, and are wearing lobster claws as wrist restraints]
- Launchpad McQuack: Say, this is some aquarium you got down here.
- Darkwing Duck: [sarcastically] Yeah. Who was your decorator, Captain Nemo?
- Neptunia: Alright, alright, honey.
- [pushes Darkwing forward]
- Neptunia: Keep moving. This isn't a sightseeing tour.
- Darkwing Duck: [holding out his hands] Did you have to put these things on so tight?
- Neptunia: Maybe I should've put one on that flapping trap of yours.
- [pushes him again]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: What has happened to the beach, Dad? There's so much junk, I can't even find the sand! Have you ever seen trash like this in your life?
- Drake Mallard: Not since the last time I was in your room.
- [opening lines]
- Launchpad McQuack: Aah, no place quite like the beach, eh, Gos?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: I'll say. The only place in town that hasn't been paved.
- [Darkwing and Launchpad have escaped Neptunia's lair]
- Launchpad McQuack: Uh, D.W., how do we know which way we ought to be going?
- Darkwing Duck: Relax, Launchpad. Have my keen instincts ever led us wrong before?
- [Two swordfish come out and threaten them]
- Darkwing Duck: [nervously] Well... there's a first time for everything.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [referring to Neptunia] You ought to be helping her, Dad, not trying to stop her.
- Darkwing Duck: Gosalyn, dearest, she's transforming our fair city into the next Atlantis. I don't think that qualifies her for any "good samaritan" awards!