George Gobel: Self - Host

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  George Gobel - Host : Good evening, ladies and gentlemen - and parents who couldn't get babysitters, so you have to stay home and make the best of it. Um, my name is George Gobel, - and I have to make the best of that.

• George Gobel - Host : I was an only child - an only child, and it wasn't that my parents didn't care for children - it's just that they didn't care much for *me*. I mean, they figured if I was the best they could come up with, they just wouldn't fool with it, anymore.