- Camille Chameleon: The name's Camille, but my friends call me "The Chameleon" - or they would if I had any. You've interfered with my plans long enough!
- Darkwing Duck: [to Launchpad] This could explain her shortage of friends.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the substantial and inescapable penalty for early withdrawal! I am Darkwing Duck!
- [last lines]
- Camille Chameleon: [overwhelmed by the heat] Ssomebody- ssomebody, help me! Help me! I'm turning into a lizard.
- [She shifts into the form of a small lizard]
- Darkwing Duck: [grabbing her] You're going to spend the next 10 years in a maximum security terrarium.
- [turns to Honker]
- Darkwing Duck: And as for you, Speck...
- Honker Muddlefoot: Honker.
- Darkwing Duck: Well, whoever you are, I owe you an apology. The only way to really be happy is to be who you are, and nobody else.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: This from a man in a cape and mask.
- Darkwing Duck: Huh?
- [catching on]
- Darkwing Duck: Oh! Well, I have to do this...
- [they begin to leave]
- Darkwing Duck: Er... for professional reasons. I mean it's it's not like I'm maladjusted or anything is it? It can't be that, can it? Don't answer that.
- [Darkwing and Launchpad continue waiting on the stairs, still oblivious to the bomb in the statue. By now, Darkwing has whittled a small bird]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Dad! Launchpad!
- [sighs]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: We gotta beat it!
- [She grabs Darkwing's arm and begins to drag him away, but Darkwing pulls his arm back]
- Darkwing Duck: Nice try, Camille, alias the Chameleon, but we already fell for that one. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
- Launchpad McQuack: It sure looks like Gosalyn, D.W.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [irate] BECAUSE IT IS ME!
- Darkwing Duck: Then prove it.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Oh, okay. You're really Drake Mallard, and in your top dresser drawer, you have a little pair of boxer shorts with little teeny hearts.
- Darkwing Duck: [covering her beak in embarrassment] Alright, already! I believe you.