- Self - Host: Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. While you untuck in the werkroom, the judges and I will deliberate. You may leave the stage.
- Self - Contestant: Joe left me some nails because I don't have a lot of the press-on nails. So Joe left me some nails.
- Self - Contestant: Did she leave you any talent?
- Self - Host: Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
- Self - Host: Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come... for you to lip sync... for your life.
- Self - Host: Con-drag-ulations, ladies. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an "amen" up in here? All right. Now let the music play!