Corner Gas (TV Series)
Cat River Daze (2009)
Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard
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Quotes
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[Brent has slipped on some cans lying on the floor of Corner Gas, spraining his ankle]
Wanda Dollard : Look, I'm sorry you fell. And I'm sorry I kicked your ankle after you fell. I thought you were still faking it at that point.
Brent LeRoy : Uh huh.
Wanda Dollard : And I'm sorry I made you walk all the way to the car. And I'm sorry I tickled you while they were putting on the leg brace.
Brent LeRoy : Wouldn't you have figured it out at that point?
Wanda Dollard : That is when I figured it out. It seemed pretty elaborate with all the doctors and nurses.
Brent LeRoy : And the swelling and the X rays and the screaming and the sedative?
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Karen Pelly : [to Brent] I almost slipped on those cans.
Brent LeRoy : Wanda!
Wanda Dollard : I already yelled at her!
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Jug-Hank : [Brent is dreaming of being in an Archie comic strip] Jeepers! Sitting in that dunk tank sure made me hungry.
Dilton aka Moose : Take it easy on those burgers, Jug-Hank.
Betonica : Hey gang. Great news! We made enough money to have Dog River Days next month.
Brenchie : But Betonica, we already had Dog River Days!
Betonica : Oh, Brenchie. That wasn't Dog River Days. That was just a parking lot fair.
Widge : I'm all faired out!
Dilton aka Moose : You said it, Widge.
Widge : Right on, Dilton.
Dilton aka Moose : [firmly] Moose!
Jug-Hank : Jeepers! What are we going to do with all that extra money we raised?
Betonica : Let's throw a dance!
Widge : Can we hire a band?
Brenchie : How about Craig Northey from the rock and roll group The Odds?
Craig Northey : Gee, that's swell! The guys and me were looking for a place to practice anyway.
[everyone dances to an bubblegum-pop version of 'Happy Place']
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Karen Pelly : [flipping through a fashion magazine at Corner Gas] Oh, she's got nice hair!... Ooh, she's got real nice hair!... Ooh!
Wanda Dollard : Okay, are you going to buy that magazine or are you just going to make Merv Griffin noises all day?
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Wanda Dollard : [after Brent actually hurts his leg] Anyway, I've been thinking, since you really are injured and there is a lot of work to do around here and I am partly responsible for this that, well, maybe I should...
[she looks out the window]
Wanda Dollard : Bouncy castle!
[she runs out]
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Wanda Dollard : Hank's in the dunk tank?
Lacey Burrows : Yep, it's a buck a ball.
Wanda Dollard : Here's a fifty.