- George: Love should be the opposite of death. It should be our biggest reason for wanting to be here. I mean, what else have we got? Football? Shoes? But love gets complicated. It gets twisted up with other things like possession. Heartbreak. Lust. And death.
- George: [about Annie meeting Gilbert] Are you sure this is a good idea?
- Mitchell: This is what she needs! To meet someone with the same condition. Anyway, it'll take her mind off of Owen.
- George: Fair enough. It was such a success last time you encouraged one of us to meet someone with the same condition.
- Annie: See, I realized that I never got to be a proper wife to Owen. I never got to do all those loving little things to show him how much I care about him.
- George: Like making parsley sauce?
- Annie: Not just parsley sauce. There's boiled ham as well. I'm going to put it in a casserole dish and I'm gonna take it 'round.
- George: Right. Okay. Well aside from the fact that's a mental idea on so many levels, do you think you could possibly do it another night? Only I have a friend coming over for dinner. A female friend.
- Annie: Oh, okay. So I'm contemplating resolving my death so that I can move on to the next dimension. And you're worrying about gettin' your leg-over!
- Annie: What happens? Has anyone you know ever passed over?
- Gilbert: Alright. This mate of mine, he used the haunt the VIP toilets at Leyton Orient Football Club. Singing Andrew Lloyd Weber's Variations. Famously composed because of a bet he made with his cellist brother on an end-of-season match against Hull City in 1977. Anyway, they brought in this exorcist to speed up his spirit into the afterlife.
- Annie: And did it work?
- Gilbert: One minute he's giving it "Tell Me on a Sunday", the next poof.
- Annie: Poof.