- Self - Contestant: I think this routine is so strong. They're gonna probably think the other group is the ones that went home after the fact.
- Self - Judge: Bitch, take your moment. She's gotta learn that and she's gotta learn it quickly, because we're looking for the Beyoncé. We're looking for the Diana Ross, you know? We're looking for the star here.
- Self - Judge: It's weird you said Beyoncé and Diana Ross. You didn't say Michelle Visage.
- Self - Judge: Hold on, say it again. Michelle what?
- Self - Host: Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an "amen" up in here?