- Wanda Maximoff: Look, we've all been there, right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created...
- Agnes: I think I got there in the nick of time, because she was one split end away from cutting her own bangs.
- Commercial Woman: [taking about an anti-drepressant] Side effects include feeling your feelings, confronting your truth, seizing your destiny, and possibly more depression.
- Wanda Maximoff: [laughing] I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.
- [calming down]
- Wanda Maximoff: No, seriously. I'm fine.
- Monica Rambeau: I can't control this pain anymore and I don't think I want to...... ..because it's my truth.
- Agatha Harkness: Wanda, Wanda. You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you? The name's Agatha Harkness. Lovely to finally meet you, dear.
- Agnes: Ralph says I sugarcoat things. But you try telling a 10-year-old that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
- Agnes: Hey, boys, why don't we give your mom some "me time"?
- Wanda Maximoff: Agnes, are you sure?
- Agnes: Oh, abso-positively. Come on, let's go, guys.
- Tommy Maximoff: Do you think our mom is okay?
- Agnes: Oh, for sure! Oh, you don't have to worry about your mom. Your mom can do anything. She's supermom.
- Agnes: Young lady, I think you overstayed your welcome. Poor Wanda's been through enough.
- Monica Rambeau: This doesn't concern you. Wanda...
- Agnes: Run along, dear
- Billy Maximoff: I like it here.
- Agnes: Oh, good. Is it because Señor Scratchy is such a good listener?
- Billy Maximoff: No. It's because it's quiet. You're quiet, Agnes. On the inside.
- Wanda Maximoff: All you do is lie!
- Monica Rambeau: The only lies I've told are the ones you put in my mouth.