Mater's Tall Tales (TV Series)

Mater the Greater (2008)

Larry the Cable Guy: Mater

Quotes 

• Mater : The biggest stunt that Mater the Greater ever did was jumping Carburetor Canyon.

  Lightning McQueen : Jumping Carburetor Canyon? No way.

  Mater : Yes way. You remember. You was there, too.

  [cut to stunt about to happen; Lightning is next to Mater, also painted up like him, also with rockets on his back] 

  Lightning McQueen : *WHAT*?

  [one of Mater's assistants puts buck teeth on Lightning's mouth] 

  Mater : Ready, buddy?

  Lightning McQueen : *Ready*?

  Mater : Alright, then, git 'er done!

  [the assistant lights the rockets on Lightning's back and pushes him off the edge; Lightning goes rocketing down the ramp and starts flying across; cut back to Radiator Springs] 

  Lightning McQueen : Well, what happened?

  Mater : [subdued]  You didn't make it...

• Mater : [walking atop a bunch of cars used for a stunt jump]  'Scuse me. Pardon me. Comin' through. Good to see ya. My bad. Hey, Ricky, how's the kids? Watch your hood.