- Cecelia Colby: Enough of that bullshit, what are your credentials?
- Lucy Lambourne: Pardon?
- Margo McDonald: She means why are you here. For example, Colby is here for excessive meditation on the holy trinity: drugs, ducats, and dudes, and not nessisarily in that order.
- Margo McDonald: Look at her she's gorgeous! You're like a Barbie doll, or Barbie's friend or something.
- Rebecca: You got dibs on the hottest teacher in school and you've got to go save yourself for Jesus!
- Emily Vanderbilt: Not true, I've given him six blow jobs and let him enter my back door, twice!
- Rebecca: So you have had sex with him?
- Emily Vanderbilt: No, what kind of girl do you think I am?