- George: [In Mitchell's hospital room] What are you doing?
- Chaplain: Christ! You made me jump.
- George: Who are you? Move away from the bed.
- Chaplain: Mark, the hospital chaplain. They rang me. The hospital rang me at home.
- George: Why?
- Chaplain: It's a policy. They do it when a hospital employee's been admitted.
- George: It's three o'clock in the morning.
- Chaplain: They said he might... They said I should come tonight.
- George: Wha'chu going to do?
- Chaplain: I was going to say a prayer for him. Perhaps you'd like to join me?
- George: Uh, no. That's not such a good idea.
- Chaplain: If you're non-believers, that's fine. We can just sit together for a few moments of quiet contemplation.
- George: Contemplation about what?
- Chaplain: Fiery oblivion awaits all atheists?
- George: Huh! No, it's not that. I'm Jewish and uh... he's complicated.
- Chaplain: Jewish people pray. I've seen Yentl.
- George: You're very sarcastic for a vicar.
- Chaplain: Yeah, so people tell me - and I feel really bad about it - but then, you know, I forgive myself.
- Annie: [voiceover] They were just two souls, united by fear and solitude, lost in the dark. Fate pushed them together, and now they were gonna find out why.
- Annie: Herrick can't hurt me though, can he? I know that sounds... But I'm saying that's all talk. He can't hurt me. I'm already dead.
- Mitchell: He can. It's the house that keeps you here. It's me and George. So he'll get rid of us, burn the house to the ground. There'll be nothing left for you. You'll be like smoke, you'll just blow apart in the breeze.
- Cara: Herrick came for me. And now I have the blood of the ancestors. Ten thousand years of majesty and glory!
- Annie: Well. Congratulations on mastering the whole speaking like a twat thing.
- Herrick: So. A werewolf, a ghost and a vampire decide to live like humans do. They get a job, a house and a TV license. They take friends they will lie to. Take lovers they will infect. In fact, the only part of humanity they successfully adopt is its ability to deceive and destroy. All in all I'd say your little scheme has been something of a failure.
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- Annie: [voiceover] It was nothing really, just a small good deed in the darkness, but Fate is always playing a long game.