- [Matt and Jennifer are sitting together at the bar]
- Matt Murdock: I think you're in a unique position to do some real good. You see, the way I see it, Jen Walters can use the law to help people when society fails them. She-Hulk can help people when the law fails them. So, you can, if you choose...
- Jennifer Walters: Be the best of both worlds.
- [Staked out outside Leapfrog's Lily Pad lair]
- Jennifer Walters: I can't believe this dodo has henchmen. Actually, I can. I bet these goons work for his dad.
- Daredevil: Nah, see, that's where you're wrong. Goons and henchmen are two completely different animals. Henchmen believe in the cause, goons are just there for the paycheck.
- Jennifer Walters: Henchmen, goons, whatever.
- Daredevil: There are 25 goons in the building. Seven below us, eight in the front, and 10 in the hallway.
- Jennifer Walters: How do you know that?
- Daredevil: I can hear their heartbeats.
- Jennifer Walters: You can hear their heartbeats? Come on, that's a little far-fetched.
- [sound of Jennifer's heart beating]
- Daredevil: I can hear yours too. Your heart's beating pretty fast.
- [Jennifer is lost in thought for a moment, then snaps out of it]
- Jennifer Walters: What? No, it's not. I'm healthy.
- Daredevil: [knowing he got to her; chuckling] Okay.
- [She-Hulk unmasks Daredevil as attorney Matt Murdock, who smiles sheepishly]
- She-Hulk: Matt?
- [She drops him down and reverts back to Jennifer]
- Jennifer Walters: Wait, do you pretend to be blind, man? 'Cause that is really problematic.
- Daredevil: [putting his helmet back on] No. No, no, I'm blind, I'm blind. Relax. I... I have a spatial method I use to see.
- Jennifer Walters: Oh, like echolocation?
- Daredevil: Yeah, kind of. It's... basically I have really good hearing. Or at least I did.
- Jennifer Walters: Wait, why were you attacking my client?
- Daredevil: Leapfrog is the bad guy here. He kidnapped Luke Jacobson. He's holding him hostage.
- Jennifer Walters: Why didn't you tell me that before we fought?
- Daredevil: Why didn't you ask me before trying to whoop my ass?
- Jennifer Walters: I'm sorry that I assumed the guy dressed as the devil was the bad one.
- Daredevil: Yeah, that's a fair point.
- Jennifer Walters: So, are you, like, a superhero? Like the "Gold Devil"?
- Daredevil: I'm Daredevil.
- [Jennifer just shrugs]
- Jennifer Walters: It is very daring to use ketchup and mustard as your color scheme.
- Daredevil: How 'bout I tell Luke?
- Jennifer Walters: No! No, please don't.
- Daredevil: [smiles] Okay, well, if you're done making fun, I need to save my client from your client.
- [Jen notices Matt Murdock entering the courtroom]
- Jennifer Walters: [breaks the fourth wall] Who's this asshole?
- Daredevil: [She-Hulk is protecting her client, Leapfrog, during an attack by Daredevil]
- Daredevil: You need to back off.
- She-Hulk: And waste this outfit
- [to leapfrog]
- She-Hulk: Eugene, get out of here!
- [Eugene floors it out of there]
- Daredevil: You're making a mistake.
- She-Hulk: You made a mistake when you messed with my client! 'Cause now I'm gonna whoop your ass.
- [She punches the ground, up leveling it, but Daredevil outruns it]
- Daredevil: Huh. My ass remains unwhupped.
- She-Hulk: Yeah? Let's fix that.
- She-Hulk: Eugene, let me give you some legal advice. Stop now, before you rack up even more serious charges. Legally speaking, we could say this is an episode of mania...
- Daredevil: [while fighting goons] Temporary insanity is murky, but it's not a bad strategy. I'd angle this more as a form of traumatic expression due to undiagnosed PTSD.
- Leapfrog: So, the devil ninja guy, he's a lawyer?
- Daredevil: No. I'm just a big fan of legal dramas.
- [knees goon in the face]
- She-Hulk: [turns to camera] This guy's really kinda doing it for me.
- Luke Jacobson: I don't know who told you that you could pull off this color, but you should go back to them and shoot them.
- Leapfrog: I know you're only being mean because I kidnapped you, but words hurt, man.