Purgatory Comics (2009)

April L. Simpson: Mia

Quotes 

• Mel Berner : Oh. Okay. I see. Well Mia, it was great to see you again. You found yourself a great looking guy here. I'm sure he's got a lot of those qualities that women look for. Like "goals." Or "ambition." Or "girth." This little reunion has been great Mia but I have to head back to my dungeon of loneliness. Good day!

  Andrew : What the hell is this kid blathering about?

  Mia : Mel, Andrew is my cousin.

  Mel Berner : Well that's just disgusting, and also illegal in this state!

  Andrew : We're not dating, you jackass.

• Mel Berner : Last night I beat a video game that I've been working on forever.

  Mia : That must've been exciting!

  Mel Berner : Not really. The ending sucked.

  Mia : Oh. Sorry to hear that.

  Mel Berner : Video games should be required to have endings that are kickass. I didn't dedicate nine months of button mashing to win a list of Japanese names.