- Tori Spring: Why's your face like that?
- Charlie Spring: I broke up with my boyfriend.
- Tori Spring: Was he a knob?
- Charlie Spring: Yes.
- Tori Spring: Well done, then.
- Tao Xu: Isn't that Nick Nelson, the guy you sit next to in form?
- Charlie Spring: Who?
- Tao Xu: The one that looks like a golden retriever.
- Charlie Spring: He doesn't look like a golden retriever. Okay, he does.
- Charlie Spring: Aren't I a bit small and weak to be a rugby player?
- Nick Nelson: We're just a school team, you know. It's not that serious.
- Charlie Spring: So you're saying I AM small and weak?
- Charlie Spring: Are you gonna actually do your homework while walking to your lesson?
- Nick Nelson: I... might be.
- Charlie Spring: That's very chaotic.
- Nick Nelson: That makes me sound way cooler than I actually am.
- Charlie Spring: You don't care about me at all.
- Ben Hope: Well, it's not like anyone else is gonna wanna go out with you, is it?
- Charlie Spring: I'm sorry.
- Nick Nelson: You have nothing to be sorry about.
- Charlie Spring: Sorry.
- Nick Nelson: You say "sorry" a lot.
- Nick Nelson: Don't say it.
- Charlie Spring: I kind of want to say it.
- Mr. Ajayi: It's better to be honest about your feelings in the long run.
- Charlie Spring: I hate being honest.
- Mr. Ajayi: I know.
- Mr. Lange: Come to join the ranks of Hamlet House?
- Charlie Spring: Apparently so.
- Mr. Lange: Let's see. Where did I put you in this seating plan? Ah, yes, you're over there, next to Nicholas Nelson. He's in year 11, so only one year older than you. One of the rugby boys, too, I think. I'm sure you'll get along swimmingly - or you can just sit in silence for the rest of the year. It really doesn't affect me in any way whatsoever.
- Charlie Spring: I know I was joking about being weak, but I'm *definitely* too weak for this.
- Nick Nelson: O, where is your 'can do' attitude?
- Charlie Spring: O, she left. Long ago.