- Headmaster Barnes: Now, I know tensions are high, but it's finally time for you to sit back and watch as some teenagers crash into each other and fall over repeatedly.
- Headmaster Barnes: Truham students, Higgs student, welcome to the day I know you've all been waiting for - Truham-Higgs Sports Day. I'm sure that every single one of you is ready to give it your all, or at least I hope so, because if you haven't signed up for an event, Miss Singh will hunt you down and murder you.
- Charlie Spring: [to Ben Hope] I understand that you're figuring out your sexuality, but you don't get to make me feel like crap anymore just because you hate yourself, so leave me alone.
- Charlie Spring: Nick?
- Nick Nelson: Yeah?
- Charlie Spring: Does this mean we're... boyfriends?
- Nick Nelson: [laughs] Yes. Was that not already established the last ten times we made out?
- Tao Xu: I have a really long list of movies I need to force you to watch.
- Charlie Spring: I'm probably gonna hate most of them.
- Nick Nelson: He's my boyfriend. Charlie's my boyfriend. I... I still like girls, but, um... We... I like boys too. And me and Charlie, we're... We're going out. And I just... wanted you to know.