- The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.
- Surprisingly, Cartman and the gang see that Kenny has a new girlfriend. When Butters spreads around the rumour that Kenny's girlfriend is a slut as she gave her ex-boyfriend a B.J. (or blowjob), this angers Cartman, Stan and Kyle. When they tell Kyle that she is a slut, this keeps Kenny astonished and Cartman and the gang baffled. We realise that Tammy gets "tingly" everytime she sees the Jonas Brothers.
Kenny realises that this gives him a chance to lose his virginity and decides to go buy tickets to see the Jonas Brothers. Hilariously, he also buys a box of condoms while Cartman tells him that a girl's mouth is full of germs. Kenny and his new girlfriend, Tammy, thus go to a Jonas brothers' concert. His girlfriend wants to have sex with Kenny but suddenly, the band manager tells Kenny and his girlfriend that the Jonas Brothers would like to see them. Kenny's dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers gives her purity rings - which means they can't have sex until they're married.
This keeps Kenny sad and angry. He realises he can't have fun at all, even with his friends. When the Jonas Brothers are sick of the purity rings, their manager says that the "boss" is coming. The Jonas Brothers gets frightened and we see Mickey Mouse and his synyster plan to sell sex to girls. When Cartman, Stan and Kyle realises that Kenny is now a "boring turd" since he can't do fun stuff, they decide to confront them. The Jonas Brothers then say that they are having a 3-D concert in Red Rocks. But when the gang try to confront them, Disney Corporation drugs them.
Kyle then gets up to see that he's now backstage in the concert. Mickey Mouse thinks that they are working for the Dreamworks Corporation. The Jonas Brothers then say that they don't want any part of this. We then hear Mickey Mouse say that he "was in control since the '50s" and that this was all an esoteric agenda. Kyle decides to turn up the volume to let everyone hear what Mickey says and Cartman raises the curtains. Everyone hears this and Mickey Mouse is frustrated. He then grows bigger and throws out flames. Tammy and Kenny thus take off the rings and decide to be "kids" again. They then go to TGI Friday's, where Tammy presumably gives Kenny a blowjob.
In the end, we see a funeral scene and we realise that Kenny dies. The priest tells us that Kenny died due to syphilis. Cartman then tells the rest of the gang that he told them that a woman's mouth is full of germs.
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