Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Hugh Keays-Byrne: Immortan Joe

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• Immortan Joe : Ah, mediocre!

• Immortan Joe : Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

• Nux : Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.

  Immortan Joe : What is your name?

  Nux : It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.

  Immortan Joe : No!

  [gives Nux a revolver] 

  Immortan Joe : Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.

  Nux : Am I awaited?

  Immortan Joe : [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint]  You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

• [the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad] 

  The Organic Mechanic : Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.

  Immortan Joe : Was it a male?

  The Organic Mechanic : Your A1 alpha prime.

  [cuts the umbilical cord and twirls it between his fingers] 

  The Organic Mechanic : Hey, Rictus?

  Rictus Erectus : Yeah?

  The Organic Mechanic : You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.

  Rictus Erectus : I had a baby brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!

• [from trailer] 

  Immortan Joe : Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one, Max.

• Immortan Joe : I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.

• Miss Giddy : [holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun]  They are not your property!

  Immortan Joe : Miss Giddy!

  Miss Giddy : You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!

  Immortan Joe : WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?

  Miss Giddy : She didn't take them, they begged her to go!

  Immortan Joe : [points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy]  ... Where is she taking them?

  Miss Giddy : A long way from you!

  [Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away] 

• The Bullet Farmer : Come on! I've been called to the torture!

  Immortan Joe : Patience!

  The Bullet Farmer : Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.

  The People Eater : Be careful! Protect the assets!

  The Bullet Farmer : Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!

• [after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms] 

  War boy : You all right?

  Immortan Joe : On, on!

  [the bike speeds after the War Rig] 

• Immortan Joe : [He points his gun to shoot Furiosa, The Splendid Angharad shields her with her body]  Splendid! Splendid! That's my child! My property!

• Immortan Joe : I am your redeemer! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!

• Immortan Joe : Angharad!

  [she looks at him, he points to the rock she's headed straight for] 

  Immortan Joe : Get out!

• Immortan Joe : [from the trailer]  I want them back! They're my property!