- Mr. Magoo: As you can imagine folks, the role of Don Quixote, which I play tonight, is a difficult one for me to assume. After all, Don Quixote was a... a stumbling, bumbling romanticist - a dreamer - so unlike the real me. Imagine, joisting with a windmill, ha-ha-ha-ha, how silly can you get?
- [every aspiring knight requires a squire, but Don Quixote offers...]
- Sancho Panza: Not even a small salary?
- Don Quixote de la Mancha: A salary? You think of salary when your reward for serving such a knight may be - now listen - a dukedom!
- Sancho Panza: A dukedom?
- Don Quixote de la Mancha: Perhaps a kingdom!
- Sancho Panza: Oh, why not, good wife? You hear? A kingdom!
- Good Wife: [flatly] Get a salary.