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Quotes
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Will Schuester : [Rachel's sulking in the stands of the football field] You changed out of your costume.
Rachel Berry : I'm tired of being laughed at.
Will Schuester : You're the best kid in there, Rachel. It comes with a price.
Rachel Berry : Look, I know I'm just a sophomore, but I can feel the clock ticking away and I don't want to leave high school with nothing to show for it.
Will Schuester : You get great grades. You're a fantastic singer.
Rachel Berry : Everybody hates me.
Will Schuester : You think glee club is going to change that?
Rachel Berry : Being great at something is going to change it. Being part of something special makes you special, right?
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Finn Hudson : Look, I owe you guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!
Rachel Berry : That was you?
Kurt Hummel : You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
Finn Hudson : I know.
Kurt Hummel : You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
Finn Hudson : I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry.
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Rachel Berry : You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.
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Rachel Berry : Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?
Artie Abrams : I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel Berry : There's *nothing* ironic about show choir!
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Rachel Berry : I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing.
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Rachel Berry : I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.
