- Brad: Hey, if you're interested me and some pals are getting together at a sports bar to watch the first play-off game, you're welcome to join.
- Jeff Bingham: Sports and bar, my two favorite words.
- Audrey Bingham: You still have wife on that list?
- Jeff Bingham: Right between re-fill and bacon.
- Brad: Yes, it does back up traffic as do all parades but I wouldn't know who to talk to about that.
- Jeff Bingham: Okay, I have another question.
- Brad: Alright, but not another one about Anderson Cooper.
- Jeff Bingham: With two guys you must be pretty much doing it all the time, right? With no woman there to say no.
- Brad: It's still a marriage, there is always someone there to say no.
- Adam Rhodes: So when you're done with sex does one of you want to cuddle and the other one want to watch sport center?
- Jeff Bingham: And does Jackie get upset when you leave the toilet seat up?
- Brad: Why don't you write all these down and I'll get back to you?
- Russell Dunbar: Hey, I got the result of the DNA test.
- Jeff Bingham: Russel, this is Brad, he's gay. Brad this is Russel, he almost slept with his own daughter.
- Brad: And I made you uncomfortable?