The Sven Song ("Hairy Scary Spider") is a Latin-flavored parody of "Itsy Bitsy Spider".
Originally produced during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020-2021, Svengoolie's host segments are recorded from the virtual "at-home" sets of stately Sven Manor (including its music room) and the top-secret Sven Cave, rather than his usual dungeon studio. Doug Graves is likewise recorded remotely for the Sven Song.