Helluva Boss (TV Series)

C.H.E.R.U.B (2021)

Brandon Rogers: Blitzø, Loopty Goopty

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Quotes 

• Loona : [the office starts to shake]  Guys, do you feel that?

  Blitzo : Oh shit, is that a Hellshake?

  Moxxie : That's possible?

  Millie : [Grabs ahold of Moxxie]  Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!

  Moxxie : I'm not panicking, because Hellquakes don't happen.

  Loona : [Smacks Moxxie across the room]  STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!

• Cletus : That's it! I have had it! You three monsters have messed with us enough!

  Collin : Ooh, we're just trying to do our j-job!

  Moxxie : Well, so are we!

  Cletus : [CHERUB pull out crossbows on IMP]  Enough! We are saving that shitty old man's life whether he wants it or not!

  Blitzo : Well someone wants that fucker dead, Mm'kay? And he paid in advance and I spent is all on this!

  [pulls out a novelty toy horse] 

  Blitzo : So he's gotta go!

  Keenie : You are all such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now you're trying to meddle with the lives of humans?

  Millie : So are you! So why don't you shut your trap you judgmental, cotton-candy, tit-having bitch!

  Keenie : [Tackles Millie]  Filthy demon slut!

• Collin : You know, you three are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!

  Moxxie : Oh, and you three are so superior to us just because we want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over dead?

  Blitzo : You're making things too real now, Moxxie.

• Lyle Lipton : Goodbye my one true love. All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value.

  Blitzo : Oh fantastic he's gonna do our job for us.

• Millie : So, how do we make this bad?

  Moxxie : We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact.

  Blitzo : Unless we ruin it somehow.

• Loona : Guys, do you feel that?

  Blitzo : Oh shit is that a hellshake?

  Moxxie : That's possible?

  Millie : Alright. Don't panic, Moxxie.

  Moxxie : I'm not panicking, because hellquakes don't happen.

  Loona : Stop getting hysterical fatty!

• Cletus : Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!

  Collin : If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this!

  Blitzo : Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?

  Keenie : [gasps]  That is SO inappropriate!

  Millie : Oh, kiss our ass, prude!