My Boys (TV Series)
Decathlon: Part Deux (2009)
Jim Gaffigan: Andy Franklin
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Quotes
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Andy Franklin : You hurt my sister, I'll... have another scotch.
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Andy Franklin : I've been picked last before, but I'm a lawyer now, and I make $800,000 a year.
Brendan Dorff : You really?
Andy Franklin : No, but it made you wanna be my friend, didn't it?
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P.J. Franklin : Us, the Dream Team; you, Angola.
Mike Callahan : Us, Cheez-Its; you, Cheese Nips.
Kenny Morittori : Us, The Godfather; you, Godfather III.
Brendan Dorff : Us, Radiohead; y'all, Coldplay.
Bobby Newman : What's wrong with Coldplay?
Brendan Dorff : Oh, dude, if you even need to ask...
Andy Franklin : Who's Coldplay?
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Mike Callahan : Good work, doctors.
Brendan Dorff : Yes, very steady hands, gentlemen.
Andy Franklin : Learned it from a colleague of mine, Johnny Walker Have you two met?
Mike Callahan : Perhaps he's at the bar!
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Mike Callahan : [reading the tie-breaker question in the decathlon] In the song "My darling Clementine," how did Clementine die?
Andy Franklin : She was hit by a bus.
Brendan Dorff : Dude, they didn't even have buses back then.
Andy Franklin : Oh! Oh! She was swallowed by a horse.
Brendan Dorff : What're you talkin' about? Come on, I know this.
Andy Franklin : She sat on a muffin.
Mike Callahan : It's a muffet.
Brendan Dorff : It's a tuffet. It's the wrong nursery rhyme. You're reading too many Golden Books. Just hold on a second, all right?