- Self - Host: Michelle Visage. Now, I know you've had some chart hits. What was your biggest entry?
- Self - Judge: Well, I didn't get a name, but he was definitely Brazilian.
- Self - Contestant: Me and Tia both, like, sing and dance as a part our act. Joe sings incredibly, and Sister has new teeth, so...
- Self - Contestant: So if all else fails, we'll take them out and play them like maracas.
- Self - Host: Drag queens know a thing or two about survival, so stay safe, and I pray we'll be back together soon, even stronger than before.
- Self - Contestant: I've chosen to rap over singing because I really do not want to put the other girls to shame.
- Self - Host: I'm sorry, my dears, but you are all up for elimination. Now it's time for the judges' critiques...
- Self - Host: Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come... for you to lip sync... for your life!
- Self - Contestant: I said it before and I'll say it again. Mr. Charles, I'm ready for my close-up.
- [cheers and applause]
- Self - Host: Con-drag-ulations, ladies. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an "amen" up in here? All right. Now let the music play!
- Self - Host: Kiddo, you've got it. Look at those gorgeous legs. Look at that gorgeous café au lait skin. You know, if you had my team of 50 people working on you, you know what you'd look like? Well, you'd look like me.
- [all laugh]
- Self - Judge: You've got a point.
- Self - Contestant: Can I borrow them for the next runway?
- Self - Host: Fuck, no.
- Self - Host: So... all right, I think we've heard enough. While you untuck in the werkroom, the judges and I will deliberate. You may leave the stage.