The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

The Field Trip (2009)

Blake Harrison: Neil Sutherland

Quotes 

• Neil Sutherland : Are we gonna have to swim back?

  Simon Cooper : [shivering, referring to the sea]  It's *very* cold in there.

  Jay Cartwright : Just row back. On holiday in Spain one year, me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa.

  Will McKenzie : [Annoyed]  Do you think you can spare us the bullshit for one minute while I try figure out how not to die at sea?

• Will McKenzie : [a fish has jumped into the boat]  Jesus Christ! How the hell has that happened?

  Neil Sutherland : I dunno, it didn't have any bait on it.

  Jay Cartwright : Get it out!

  Neil Sutherland : It's just a fish.

  Will McKenzie : It's a fucking terrifying, massive fish! Get rid of it Neil!

• Neil Sutherland : Better kill it. It's the kindest thing to do. It won't survive back in the sea now.

  [punches the fish to a bloody pulp] 

  Will McKenzie : [Sarcastic]  Well, that was a much more dignified end for him.