The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

The Field Trip (2009)

Joe Thomas: Simon Cooper

Quotes 

• Neil Sutherland : Are we gonna have to swim back?

  Simon Cooper : [shivering, referring to the sea]  It's *very* cold in there.

  Jay Cartwright : Just row back. On holiday in Spain one year, me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa.

  Will McKenzie : [Annoyed]  Do you think you can spare us the bullshit for one minute while I try figure out how not to die at sea?

• Simon : [while looking at an old lady in a window]  Ha! You must be joking. She's ancient!

  Jay : Nah, if she put on a bit of a fake tan and slipped into some sexy undies, I'd definitely give it a go!