The Inbetweeners (TV Series)
Night Out in London (2009)
Joe Thomas: Simon Cooper
Quotes
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Jay : Bus wankers!
Simon : What did I just say? Oh Christ, Jay.
Will : Oh no. They're coming.
Jay : Shit! Drive!
Simon : Where? Where am I meant to drive to?
Will : Anywhere!
Jay : Oh shit.
Simon : [turns car onto pavement]
Will : Anywhere - but - the pavement.
Bus Stop Guy : [Grabs Simon's throat]
Simon : Listen... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really. Please.
Bus Stop Guy : Who's a wanker?
Simon : [still throttled] I'm really sorry.
Bus Stop Guy : I'm a wanker am I?
Simon : I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Bus Stop Guy : I'm a wanker, ye?
Simon : I'm sorry.
Will : He said he's sorry. He's really sorry.
Bus Stop Guy : [laughing and still throttling Simon while Simon shuts the car window] I'd rather be a bus wanker than drive that lump of yellow shit!
Simon : You got me throttled!