Corner Gas (TV Series)
Happy Career Day to You (2009)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
Quotes
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Oscar Leroy : [Brent enters the room carrying a vacuum cleaner] What's that for?
Brent Leroy : To pump your stomach.
[Oscar moans]
Brent Leroy : Let's just say it's the worst case scenario.
Hank Yarbo : Power drill's ready to go.
Brent Leroy : Okay, second worst case scenario.
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Automated Telephone System : Hello, and thank you for calling Tasty Treat Bakeries. Press 1 if you're looking for employment. Press 2 if you wish to submit a delicious recipe. Press 3 if you've found an old Dingle Puff... Please wait for our next available Dingle Puff representative. Your snack-related questions are important to us.
[hold music plays]
Oscar Leroy : [entering] I've been waiting in the car five minutes waiting to be gassed up!
Brent Leroy : Shh, we're in the middle of an important phone call.
Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone] Tasty Treats Bakeries.
Brent Leroy : [phone] Yes, hello. We found a 30 year old Dingle Puff, perfectly preserved in its original packaging, and we thought maybe you'd want to put it in a food museum or something.
Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone] Uh... nope.
Brent Leroy : [phone] Well, what should we do with it?
Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone] Throw it out. It's 30 years old.
Hank Yarbo : Ask him if we can eat it.
Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone] Whatever you do, don't eat it. Or anything else that's 30 years old.
Hank Yarbo : [phone] Well, what if we wash it down with a...
Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone] Don't eat it. Any more questions, that aren't about eating?
Brent Leroy : [phone] ... Who played Mrs. Howell on Gilligan's Island?
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[Oscar tells Brent and Hank that he ate the old Dingle Puff]
Brent Leroy : Are you sure you're okay?
Oscar Leroy : Never better. Oh, I better get home before the gas station starts spinning again...
Hank Yarbo : Here, let me help you into the car.
Oscar Leroy : [getting into the back seat] Thank you, ma'am. Drive me home please, Buckwald.
Hank Yarbo : Okay, this is freaking me out a bit. Does your Dad even have a driver?