Corner Gas (TV Series)

Happy Career Day to You (2009)

Dylan Wertz: Dingle Puffs Representative

Quotes 

• Automated Telephone System : Hello, and thank you for calling Tasty Treat Bakeries. Press 1 if you're looking for employment. Press 2 if you wish to submit a delicious recipe. Press 3 if you've found an old Dingle Puff... Please wait for our next available Dingle Puff representative. Your snack-related questions are important to us.

  [hold music plays] 

  Oscar Leroy : [entering]  I've been waiting in the car five minutes waiting to be gassed up!

  Brent Leroy : Shh, we're in the middle of an important phone call.

  Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone]  Tasty Treats Bakeries.

  Brent Leroy : [phone]  Yes, hello. We found a 30 year old Dingle Puff, perfectly preserved in its original packaging, and we thought maybe you'd want to put it in a food museum or something.

  Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone]  Uh... nope.

  Brent Leroy : [phone]  Well, what should we do with it?

  Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone]  Throw it out. It's 30 years old.

  Hank Yarbo : Ask him if we can eat it.

  Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone]  Whatever you do, don't eat it. Or anything else that's 30 years old.

  Hank Yarbo : [phone]  Well, what if we wash it down with a...

  Dingle Puffs Representative : [phone]  Don't eat it. Any more questions, that aren't about eating?

  Brent Leroy : [phone]  ... Who played Mrs. Howell on Gilligan's Island?