"Everybody Hates Chris" Everybody Hates the G.E.D. (TV Episode 2009) Poster

Terry Crews: Julius

Quotes 

  • Tonya : Hey, Daddy, can I get my hair done at Nessa's for graduation?

    Julius : Sure, baby.

    Tonya : Can I get a new dress too?

    Rochelle : You don't need a new dress. You can wear your church dress.

    Tonya : But I wore that for Easter. If I wear it for graduation, I'll look back at the pictures, I won't know what I'm remembering.

    Rochelle : You'll remember that we couldn't afford to buy you two dresses.

    Chris : Plus, in one of the pictures, you'd be holding the chocolate bunny.

  • Julius : [to Rochelle about Chris taking his G.E.D]  It'll be all right. If he doesn't make us proud, I'll kill him and nobody'll ever know.

  • Rochelle : Chris, this is your own fault. If you would've told me you were having problems, then I could've done something.

    Julius : It's not the end of the world. Most people don't get to finish the 10th grade once. You get to do it twice. It's kinda like working a double shift.

    Chris : Do you know how embarrassing that's gonna be?

    Rochelle : As embarrassing as being 40 and still living with your mother 'cause you were too stupid to listen to her and repeat the 10th grade and get your diploma.

  • Rochelle : [When Chris makes the decision to drop out of high school]  Chris, I'm not gonna sit back and watch you throw your life away.

    Chris : Mom, you can't make me go.

    Rochelle : I did not spend all these years trying to make sure...

    Julius : He's right, Rochelle. We can't force him to go.

    [to Chris] 

    Julius : But if you think you're gonna sit around this house all day, think again. If you don't go to school, you go to work.

    Rochelle : Well, what kind of job is he supposed to get with a 10th grade education?

    Narrator : I don't know. Ask George Bush.

  • Julius : G.E.D.?

    Chris : Yeah, it's just like graduating from high school.

    Rochelle : No, it's not. Do you get a G.E.D. cap and gown? Can people sign your G.E.D. yearbook? Do they have a G.E.D. reunion?

    Narrator : Yes. It's called "Flavor of Love."

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