- Det. Lydia Adams: [on finding a baby in the street] I don't know... Maybe the mom ran to the store or somethin', got picked up, didn't tell the cops about the baby?
- Det. Russell Clarke: Maybe it was a carjacking - they look in the back seat, they see the baby, they freak out, they dump it.
- Ofcr. John Cooper: [facetiously] Or maybe God dropped it down.
- [the two detectives stare at him]
- Ofcr. John Cooper: Come from heaven.
- Det. Sammy Bryant: So, uh, about Dewey's party...
- Tammi Bryant: Wh- wh- why do I have to go to this thing? Nobody liked him, right? I never even met the guy.
- Det. Sammy Bryant: It's a chance for you to meet some of my friends.
- Tammi Bryant: Oh, you - you mean "the wives"?
- Det. Sammy Bryant: Yeah, what's wrong with that? Huh?
- Tammi Bryant: But I, I have nothing in common with these women - *nothing*.
- Det. Sammy Bryant: You don't know that.
- Tammi Bryant: They probably all belong to a nice little book club, read Anne Rice novels.
- Det. Sammy Bryant: You're being ridiculous, Tammi.
- Barry: I saw the baby climb out of a box.
- Ofcr. John Cooper: The baby?
- Barry: Yeah - it tipped over the box and just climbed out. I thought I was hallucinating!
- [Barry begins to laugh, and Cooper joins in mockingly]
- Ofcr. John Cooper: And then you just let it crawl into traffic, right?
- Barry: No; no no no no no - I, I had split by then. I had to get some breakfast. You know they serve this French toast over at the church...
- Skylar Joel: Hell was that?
- Det. Russell Clarke: Bean bag.
- Skylar Joel: Please, don't shoot me with that again.
- Ofcr. John Cooper: Don't go pullin' knives on cops.
- Skylar Joel: I've been shot, I have been stabbed, and that *hurt*, man.
- Officer John Cooper: Seriously, where'd you learn to shoot?
- Officer Ben Sherman: Beverly Hills Gun Club.