- Pam Spinster (segment "Dead and Breakfast"): And I'll bet if she was here right now, she'd hack you to pieces.
- Sam Spinster (segment "Dead and Breakfast"): What she meant was, if you need anything, let us know.
- Sam Spinster (segment "Dead and Breakfast"): This fake blood sure stains.
- Pam Spinster (segment "Dead and Breakfast"): How Grandmother was able to get real blood out of this carpet, I'll never know.
- Morgue (segment "Dead and Breakfast"): I think meat is murder.
- Pam Spinster (segment "Dead and Breakfast"): I thought you liked murder.
- Morgue (segment "Dead and Breakfast"): Well, yeah. But just people.
- Harlan (segment "Pesticide"): Umm, special drugs for special bugs, Mr. Murdoch. I make vermin die squirmin'.