- Self - Contestant: You can definitely feel that we're all racing to that finish line, and I can taste that crown.
- Self - Contestant: Critiques from last week have really fired me up. I need to make sure I am not in that bottom again. Trust me, usually I love a bottom, but not in this context.
- Self - Host: You know, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I say, show me the money, honey. And remember, if you can't be yourself, be somebody else.
- Self - Host: It's Snatch Game! Now, you know the drill. You need to perform a celebrity impersonation that makes us laugh our padded asses off. Now, this is your chance to really show off your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!
- Self - Contestant: I love these kind of opportunities to be comedy, and I enjoy not being me, so...
- Self - Contestant: I love it when you're not you as well.
- Self - Contestant: I know, and I love when you're me!
- Self - Contestant: A'Whora. Haven't you seen Tayce's snatch before?
- Self - Contestant: Oh, my goodness.
- Self - Contestant: Yeah, I've had every inch of that one.
- Self - Contestant: Inch to the floor, and I ain't talking about my weave, honey.
- Self - Contestant: If you can't love yourself...
- Self - Contestant: How in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get a gay man?
- Self - Host: Two queens stand before me. I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination! The time has come...
- [thunder]
- Self - Host: for you to lip sync...
- [echoing]
- Self - Host: for your life! Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- Self - Host: Tia Kofi, the question no longer remains. You will always be my cup of tea. Now sashay away.
- Self - Contestant: Are you sure?
- Self - Host: Con-drag-ulations, ladies. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an "amen" up in here? All right. Now let the music play!
- Self - Host: Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. While you untuck in the werkroom, the judges and I will deliberate. You may leave the stage.