Corner Gas (TV Series)
Get the F Off My Lawn (2009)
Tara Spencer-Nairn: Karen Pelly
Quotes
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[asking Karen to judge the town's annual jam contest]
Fitzy : It's easy! You just taste the jams, and then declare Emma the winner
Karen Pelly : So, you want me to be impartial... but give Emma the prize.
Fitzy : Yeah!
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[after Karen gives first prize in the jam contest to someone other than Emma; Karen, Emma and Oscar sit at the counter in the Ruby]
Oscar Leroy : I'm sorry Karen. I looked all over for it but I just can't find it.
Karen Pelly : Find what?
Oscar Leroy : Your sense of taste. Take that sandwich in front of you for example. Well, it might as well just be an old sock! Filled with raccoon poop! Then you could give it first prize in a poop tasting contest!
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Lacey Burrows : Hey guys, guess what? I found my "E." It got me out of a real...
Oscar Leroy : [interrupting her, stammering] Pickle!... Bind!... Conundrum!
Lacey Burrows : Not what I was gonna say.
Karen Pelly : [entering] Hey guys, don't take Worts Road. They're paving so there's a traffic...
Oscar Leroy : Block-up!... Clog!... Congestion!
Emma Leroy : Excuse me, I have to wash my hands.
[she gets up and exits]
Oscar Leroy : Okay, my sweet!
Lacey Burrows : Oscar, what's with the word blurts?
Oscar Leroy : I don't want anyone saying "jam" around Emma since Karen turned her into a psycho.
Karen Pelly : Yeah, I turned her into the psycho... She went ga-ga the day she said "I do"!
Oscar Leroy : Please, change your mind. Say you picked the wrong jam, declare a mis-taste! My life is in danger.
Lacey Burrows : She seems fine to me.
Emma Leroy : [off-screen] Oscar!
Oscar Leroy : [quietly] Please help me. I'm afraid to go asleep at night.
Karen Pelly : [loudly] Okay then, you take care! Remember not to say "jam"!
Lacey Burrows : Yeah... Jam-a! Jammy! Jam-jam!
[Karen and Lacey walk into the bathroom to see that Emma has trashed it, there are paper towels all over the floor and "jam sucks" has been written on the mirror]
Karen Pelly : Emma did this?
