M.O.D.O.K. (TV Series)

Tales from the Great Bar Mitzvah War! (2021)

Patton Oswalt: M.O.D.O.K.

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• M.O.D.O.K. : Why are we losing soldiers?

  General Dagger : You took their shields away and melted them down to make figurines.

  M.O.D.O.K. : Well, we didn't take their swords, though. Let's take their swords and melt those down to make shields for the figurines. I don't wanna make the same mistake with the figurines that I did with the soldiers.

• M.O.D.O.K. : [after landing on his face in Asgard]  Eat your heart out, Kerry Strug and Sully Sullenberger, there's a new lander in town.

• Jodie Tarleton : [on phone]  Oh, thank god, M.O.D.O.K., I need you.

  M.O.D.O.K. : [whispering to Gary for advice]  Gary, it's phone sex!

  Gary : [gasps]  The sex you're best at!

  Jodie Tarleton : It's not phone sex, M.O.D.O.K.

• M.O.D.O.K. : Last night at Hardy's, now this? Can there be one day this week where I don't dive into a garbage can?

• M.O.D.O.K. : Oh, my back! The one thing on my body I can't reach, besides everything else.

• M.O.D.O.K. : Thick thighs save lives! Or in this case, end them.

• M.O.D.O.K. : Gary, go get more fire extinguishers while I tamp down my son's individuality.

• M.O.D.O.K. : I refuse to name you, because I'll probably eat you.

• M.O.D.O.K. : A weak, childlike whimper. Now that's my embarrassing Lou.